illblowyourwhistle:

I have been a very bad girl..

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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berpl:

prudeslutt:

i got these cuffs from my wish list a while ago and i forgot to post pics oops 

in luvvvvv

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-retrograde:

Brilliant Thought-Provoking Satirical Illustrations by Pawel Kuczynski

someinsectscalledthehumanrace:

why did people hate this movie

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hellish-b0y:

pfff

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful