we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at
Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
The Yule Ball that should have happened
OH MY GOD DEAN AND SEAMUS SEND HELP
human why are you in cageHappy Shark Week! Have my favorite shark post!
Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx
recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.
With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her
Omg look at Lordes face
the three tragedies next to her
Aladdin is pretty much like “The fuck bruh?”
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
I found the giraffes making love on the TFIOS movie
Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.
This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it.
i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so wrong